Elin Won't Get That $750 Million After All!

While that $750 Million divorce settlement previously reported would have been the absolute BIZNESS, TMZ is reporting that Elin Nordegen will only receive about $100 Million from her divorce from Tiger Woods. Even though Tiger is worth a hell of a lot more, Elin is still walking off P-A-I-D! The two actually had a prenuptial agreement but since Tiger was banging damn near everything he laid eyes on, Elin still gets millions.  The gag order is still effect, but who really cares!

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Tiger Sets NEW RECORD.. But Not In Golf!

Well, Elin got that azz!!! Tiger and his now ex-wife, Elin have finally reached a divorce settlement.  According to the London Sun the settlement is a record breaking amount, Elin will receive between $750 million and $833 million dollars.  I can't do anything but shake my head and laugh.  This damn fool let a bunch of poon cost him his family AND $833 million dollars? He should slap himself, better yet... he should bite himself, that would hurt a whole lot worse.

Elin will get full custody of their two children and can NEVER publicly speak about the reported affairs that caused their divorce.  WHO THE HELL CARES? She doesn't need to talk about it, everybody else is talking about it enough for her.  Plus, no book deal will come close to that $833 milly shes getting from Humpy Hump anyways. WOW, that's a lot of damn money.  How long was she married to dude and his teeth, since 2004?  I'm sure she didn't go into the marriage expecting him to pull the type of ish he did but she came out of those 6 years FABULOUSLY.  While Elin cant talk about the chicks Tiger boned, the settlement also states that Tiger can't have his children around any other women.  That was a good clause to add in the settlement because you never know what goes on when you're not around. I'm glad she didn't stick around tho, dude was mad disrespectful and there is no way she could have forgiven him after all of that. Two chicks maybe, possibly even 3.. but all those hoochies, NO MA'AM. That's a wrap!  I'm waiting to see who his next boo is gonna be, I'll be watching.

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